So this past week I fucked 3 dudes. Friday, CableGuy again. Sunday morning, eGinger for the first time. Thursday, DonJuan for the first time. Hmmm…
It just amazes me how different guys are in bed. Examples:
CableGuy lasts about 30 secs if I’m lucky once he gets inside me. I’ve had a guy go 2 hours, hard in me until he came.
CableGuy likes to kiss. We kiss on average about 15-20mins every time we get down. Chris part I kissed me for about 20 secs when we started and never again throughout our fucking.
Chris part I only had me in doggystyle. CableGuy has had me in missionary, cowgirl, reverse cowgirl, doggystyle, doggy with me flat on my stomach, bent over the kitchen table, bent over the arm of the couch.
Some guys lay back and enjoy receiving a bj for as long as I will perform one. Others, I’ll do less than 30secs and they move me to fuck me.
My ex-fiance hardly ever made me cum, in 3 years. Chris part I made me cum about 10x’s in an hour and a half. DonJuan made me squirt 3 times from him fingering me and then twice more will fucking me from behind bent over the hood of my car.
Some guys are like making love. Others are just fucking. Others are fucking but do touchy feely stuff also, like kissing my eyelids or stroking my hair.
Kissing styles vary so much. One man, 60 years old, jammed his tongue down my throat the entire time we were making out. You could tell it was his thing. CableGuy has a bunch of different kissing moves and changes up which he uses each time.
How you fuck is a learned craft. I think a person’s intelligence, ability to be in touch with what’s going on in someone, the partners they’ve had and their own sexual interests all contribute to their skill set.
I hate it when you have sex with someone for the first time and there is something they did/do in their repertoire that is a total turn off. Can you just say to someone, could you not do this/that cuz its kills my erection every time. Or can you say to someone you’ve got to learn how to not cum within seconds of entering me cuz that fucking sucks!
This is what he put in his profile. WTF?
“If you want someone with a great personality and a sense of humor that knows how to keep a relationship alive, keep reading.
I do not have tatooes, I do not smoke and I’m not a drunk. Yep, you’ve struck gold. I’m not interested in a phone relationship. If you have no intention of meeting in person then please move along. Chances are if you’re not in the area you’re just wasting my time.
I’m looking for a SLIM, SWEET, sexy girl without attitude. Don’t be offended, I’ve tried the rest, we all have our preferences. Please have an income, a car and your own cotton balls.
I have what you need – do you have what I want? I just want one thing from you… c’mon let me ride your bicycle, I want to ride your bike…
I’m looking for my sole mate. I think we can all agree that wearing the right pair of shoes is very important. While style is important, I believe that they also need to be comfortable. Have you found your sole mate yet?
Overly brilliant, uncommonly nice. Positively fun, enjoy playing with ice. Perfectly normal, insanely mad. Humor uncommon, wit to the wise. Lets carve a pumpkin with beady little eyes. I’ll come as a pirate, eye patch and hook. Just give me a nice cranny with a little nook. What was it you said? What was it you heard? I’m a mystery man – a dangerous nerd. So give me a break and give me a chance, treat me with sweetness and I’ll give you my lance.
I like to dance, listen to music, stargaze, watch electricity & fires, train guard bunnies and I hope to get married and have kids. And then my wife & children will entertain me. I also like dogs. But not the sloppy ones that drool and slobber. A man has to have standards. A well trained pet is a happy pet, and a happy pet makes their owner happy. What about you? Are you happy? Do you think you could make me happy? Do you slobber? What did I just tell you about slobbering? Are you well trained or will you need training? We’ll talk about it.”
And he wonders why he’s not getting laid.