If I text you a picture of my vagina, there is a time limit to you having acceptably replied. It’s less than 5 minutes dude. Anything after that shows attitude that is less than respectful and considerate. 5 alarm emergencies happen, but when they occur within the 5 minute time frame of having received before mentioned Vajay pic, a text takes 2 secs to send saying some form of praise for my pussy but you have an emergency and will respond in full asap. Manners mofos.
Tips and Tricks #1: Both Claudia and I have multiple profiles on Ashley Madison. Clever biotches that we be. Many sneaky things to do with a second, third, fourth, fifth profile to one of the dudes that met profile 1.
1. You can hit on said dude from your alt profile to see if he will “cheat on you.”
2. If he does the take the bait you can ask him about his experience thus far on AshMad and see if he cries naive virgin.
3. If he does cop to tapping AshMad ass already, you can ask him how the sex was (with you).
4. Will he give the alt profile a diff backstory?
5. Will he use the same pick up lines etc he used on you?
6. You can peek at his profile without him seeing you, profile #1, viewed his profile.
7. You can add “Member Feedback” to their profile. There are options when doing this. You can add the points to the guy’s profile making him look like a man whore (No longer can he claim virgin status to next woman he is hitting on seeing as how he’s got 8-9 points next to each). You can selectively check the boxes to reflex a negative trait to the guy. Example: You can check all except “Better in person.” This implies there was disappointment at who the guy was in person versus how he said he was. You can check all except “Better in person”, “hot to trot” and “salacious.” This points to someone that was disappointed at who the guy was in person and found him unattractive. There is also checking everything except “Worth the time.” Many, many ways to configure the “Member Feedback” to fit your needs to gain control of the ball in this bloodsport, aka “online dating” game.
8. You can be current status is you are winning at this online dating game seeing as how current status is, you’re one up on him. This can be vital when your relationship with said guy ends with you feeling like you got played and you’re needing some empowerment.
But beware, you are only going to be hurt when doing this. He’s IS going to be online chatting with your alt profile when profile #1 messages/emails/texts him and he doesn’t answer because he was so into profile #2, and yes later on he will say he couldn’t respond at that time due to illness, cell phone technical difficulty, needing to care for his elderly mother…
It’s amusing and irritating how when it rains it pours but in between there’s drought. I know I need to put on my rubbers because it’s raining men when I have to get out the whiteboard so I can keep my AshMad dudes straight.
BossHog – He still can’t keep from peeking at my profile every couple months. Then I’ll send a message, something humorous, flirty, teasing. We’ll message back and forth a few times and then we come to the same conclusion. He thinks it’s not fair to me seeing as how I’m not married and he is. That it will be a problem. Whatever.
Nero – Still fucking God’s gift to the planet, aka Albert Einstein, aka he’s considered to be the man who’s about to cure xyz disease. He still doesn’t know I know who he is, or that he’s really 64, not 50. We haven’t fucked since January, seeing as he’s a busy boy. We email in spurts, as the newness is over between us and therefore alt AshMad ass is a priority for both of us. He’s trying to get me to have a 3some with another AshMad girl. I don’t know. We’ll see. I don’t care to have a 3some just for the sake of having a 3some. I need to be attracted to the girl or it’s not gonna be a go with me.
CSLewis – Best sex ever still periodically contacts me to fuck but he’s got the attitude issue which is problematic. Can’t we just respectfully fuck the shit out of each other. Seems simple. Why is it not?
CableGuy – See previous blog entry for details. Current status I have no plans to contact him again. He’s gonna be on the loser end of our relationship for a moment or two, until I need someone to fuck. Just keepin’ it real.
DonJuan – This is not an AshMad dude, or online dude period. He’s had a crush on me for years but I had a bf. We recently started FWB and hadn’t gotten to the fork in the road of what kind of relationship we wanted from each other. And now we are on a 3 month pause as the local law enforcement has admitted him for vaca at the local jail. *sigh* The dick is awesome though!
And now to the “in-progress” group. When my dance card is this full I usually let the “in-progress” group fade out. You have to hit my special spot to endure the “in-progress” phase when ye ol’ dance card is occupado.
ShitKicker – He’s from my home town, 30 miles from me, which caught my attention initially. Don’t know much about him. He’s a fwbdatingsite.com find. Last night we first sexted and it was good. At first he seemed too shy/vanilla but after last nights arousal he’s a contender.
LanMark – Eh. Pass please.
LatinSpice – He’s my first and only Mexican inquiry. I used to lust me some green eyed Mexican boys but just find the dominant personality is too much for this independent biotch. We haven’t sexted and that is a good measure for me if we’d be compatible in bed. IDK. We’ll see.
OnceUponATime – He’s my first and only African-American inquiry. His profile seems more normal and in-line with me that ANY other I’ve read. I want to see if after I fuck him I’ll never want to go back. He’s a smarty-pants with badboy left in him he says. Sweet.
MnM – Dude is 67. Granted my older married man fantasy is still unfulfilled but 67? He lives about 3 hours away. Trying to decide where to file him.
And now that attendance has been taken. Let’s get down to educating ourselves. Sit up in your seats boys.
Am I only holding on to CableGuy because I want to be the winner? I know a part of me doesn’t want to let go of a fuck buddy…what if it doesn’t work out with DonJuan? Then I’ll be fuck buddy-less. I really think more of the reason is I want him to want me, more than he currently does. But I don’t want a bf/gf from him so WTF is my problem? There’s intimacy between us and I don’t know why because he’s a smart, normal guy?
It does piss me off he’s not wanting me more, to fuck me more often, or to move to bf/gf with me. Again, I’m not wanting bf/gf from him but I want him to want this. Walking contradiction.
I don’t know where he and I are, or where it will go, or how or when it will end. Kinda feels like the end is in sight. Once there is a tiffle things change. No more romanticized ideal, it’s tainted.
I feel angry at him. He’s done nothing wrong. Attitude a little less than gracious but not so bad.
Sex round 1 – then the wait period and he quickly falls asleep. He says he took cold medicine, but still I’m not feeling worshipped as he’s snoring in his chair. I need to get over it. I’m only hurting myself. I will NEVER get perfect actions from a dude, much less an AshMad ass dude.
CableGuy is egocentric. He’s smarter than the rest of us and he knows it. He’s laid back but it’s the laid back kinda passive aggressive that when he flips he’s ruthless and detached about it.
I am just ass to him and I no likey. But he’s the same to me so why am I not OK with it? Cuz I’m not winning. Stupid.
So distance myself from CableGuy and power up, I am leaving CableGuy’s house and going directly to DonJuan’s house. 2 dudes, 1 day. It’s like you want more after fucking me? I’ll one up you and leave your house and go directly to bigger dick that lasts longer inside me. Like this is gonna make it not hurt when I see CableGuy’s logged in to AshMad the next time.
Fucked ShrunkHead. He was meh. Had Ed issues & tried not using a rubber. Yeah right mofo. Put a fucking condom on or no pussy. Came twice. He came like Christmas morning. Loud!!!
Lasted 10 minutes of actual sex. Was going soft. Did not want to use a rubber. I am not trying to have a little white kid.
I grab my clothes. Then I said I got to go I’m late got dressed and left.
He stopped me and gave me a hug and a kiss. I feel like an asshole.
I think this is what guys do. Feel like a guy.
When he finally got a Boner it was good. He’s got a long motherfucker. I think I like long. But it’s missing the hard factor, Which is the deal breaker. LOL
What I don’t understand is how do you guys up without protection. This guy is around sick ass people all day long. He knows better. What the fuck?